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Scissoring really IS the funnest thing EVER… don’t let these amateurs (pron: amatoooers) deter you from bliss. Although scissoring can be performed clothed, I recommend full nudity in order to achieve optimum resluts results .
This is retarded…
My life seems so retardedly ridiculous right now. I’m sitting in a Surgery class (yeah, in Massage school), blogging, farting quietly and thinking about sex obviously learning a lot… The instructor is from Yugo. He’s actually pretty awesome. A lot of people have a problem with his teaching style, but I just think he’s silly, and I use class time to catch up on my daydreaming anyway.
He stands at the front of the class (a good start), and he rehashes stories from his past (most often inappropriate and shockingly unethical), when he was still actually licensed as an orthopaedic surgeon. He also gets really mad and yelly about words. If he wants us to finish his sentence, he sounds out a word for about 10 minutes– alternatively he’ll just spell it REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAL SLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW– staring at our blank or giggly expressions. Then he yells that we should know this word already, and tells us what it means. More often than not, when I check Taber’s, his definition is either wrong, or the word hasn’t been used in 25 years (nevermind last semester).
View from the back.
The point is: this is retarded. I could probably fuck off right now and make $60/hr under the table as a “Body Worker” in Revelstoke or any other decent ski destination and go skiing every day, make more than enough money to support the lifestyle… Instead, I’m sitting in a mandatory class, just waiting for exam time to come around so that I’ll start studying once in a while instead of hitting the bong and watching porn spending every day volunteering with sick kids, meanwhile racking up an ADDITIONAL…. $25,000 in debt, just to make $80/hr, less shit loads of taxes, office rental, dumb “costs”…
Ugh.This place is stifling. I keep coming knowing that I’m actually going to do some good for people… and if I were to quit now, I would disappoint my mother– not an easy feat (love you mum).
Sara Wex
Sara Wex -- Associate of Pearce Bond Law Firm in Bristol
What do you think? Do we look alike? She wears glasses, so she’s obviously smart, but if she lives in Bristol, so she probably has a different accent from mine, which PROBABLY means we’re not related. Regardless, she got the short end of the stick with the whole “no H” thing…
Do you have a lookalike or an ipsinom walkin’ around somewhere?
SKISKI
It has officially been FOREVER since I last posted. I’ll get started here with some photos of recent ski trips. I’ve been super fortunate– I spent last weekend in Revelstoke with Simon, Karilyn (writer of The Stoke), John Brodie and Janelle. We had an amazing weekend of powder skiing and dabbled in a little drinking/bowling/dancing/eating:
Sarah Wex, Anna Wex, Karilyn Kempton enjoying the gondy ride at RMR
Sarah, Simon, Anna Wex-- it
Anna is the ski ballerina of the family (Obvs)
Most of the trip was a little foggy, which made for slightly sub-par visibility, but the snow conditions made it MORE than worthwhile. The snow was light and fluffy– soft for falling and floating in. We even got a little sun on the last run of the last day which was just BEAUTIFUL. This past week they’ve had some really beautiful weather.
Yesterday, Caroline and I drove up to Whistler to meet up with some friends for Kathryn’s birthday. We had a short but beautiful day of skiing today after a great night of hot tubbing and beer. It was around 10°C at the top of the Whistler gondy. The runs were mostly pretty icy with some dense ice shavings which made for ok skiing. The sun was out and the visibility was great. It was a beautiful day to ride Peak 2 Peak!
Kat and Sarah riding to Blackcomb on the Peak 2 Peak
Liki Liki Long Dong doin
Yours Truly obviously going incredibly fast
Emily doing something really awesome
In summation, I’ve been incredibly lucky to have two weekends of big mountain skiing (although I gotta say, Revelstoke FTW)… If I’m even luckier, I may be going to Baker next weekend with Simon and Karilyn. Wish me much lucks! Peace.
These are my skis
They’re really awesome. They’re Volkl Gotamas (2005, i think?)Simon and Karilyn found them for me at the Whistler Turkey sale. They were previously rentals but they’re in awesome shape and I got ‘em with bindings for $100 due to Simon’s sweet-talkin’. I’m very pleased. Haven’t had then chance to try them out in any powpow yet (due to my recent condition), but I’m hoping to get some fresh tracks in tomorrow am (we’re getting like 15cm again tonight!!).
TATA!
Lookin’ 4 sum1 2 ‘ppreciate my MAD SKILLZ DAWGGG!
Home Alone - MC Gangsta WEX (not to be confused with the notorious MC Nerdsta WEX)
Representin', Obvs.
I’m a sicky-poop.
My fever doesn’t allow for any sort of articulate…. articulation. Here’s something that made my day!:
(Thanks, Si)
Rain-Snow Mix on Friday
This is exactly 2 weeks AFTER the original opening date
…. *shakes head*